If ignorance is bliss...
why aren't more people happy?
I was standing in line at my neighborhood Subway restaurant - watching my sandwich being made. The customer in front of me ordered a messy meatball sub. The guy behind the cash register took one look at the sloppy sub and said, "You're gonna need a bunch of these." Then he licked his index finger and, with the freshly moistened digit...he scooped up a handful of napkins and shoved them into the bag with the sandwich. The customer seemed unaffected. And suddenly...in that bright, shining moment...I knew I had discovered the secret to Jared's weight loss.
6 comments:
Ahhhh...I would have probably have walked out. Maybe I'm just weird that way but I wont even touch the handle of a bathroom door without using a paper towel to open it. I think they call it germ-a-phobia....how can a guy lick his fingers and hand me some napkins after touching so much "germed" money already in one day? Nice!!....Did you use the napkins he gave you?...lol
Lol!
ugh...
That's what you get for living in the rich part of town. In the ghetto, we don't have that issue.
ewww
I love the quote! LOL
Have you watched the show Monk? I wonder how Monk would have responded? LOL
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