If ignorance is bliss...
why aren't more people happy?
I was standing in line at my neighborhood Subway restaurant - watching my sandwich being made. The customer in front of me ordered a messy meatball sub. The guy behind the cash register took one look at the sloppy sub and said, "You're gonna need a bunch of these." Then he licked his index finger and, with the freshly moistened digit...he scooped up a handful of napkins and shoved them into the bag with the sandwich. The customer seemed unaffected. And suddenly...in that bright, shining moment...I knew I had discovered the secret to Jared's weight loss.
